Decipher these Holiday-related songs or phrases! Each description represents a common song or line from a song heard during the holiday season. Some of the songs may be used more than once but with different descriptions. You will learn a few new words and their meanings if you read carefully and compare the answers to the statements!
Friday, October 22, 2010
The following is somthing I found on a friend's profile. Do not read if you don't like randomness.
Bella's excuse in Twilight
The best excuse Edward thought of for why Bella was all scraped up is Bella fell down a set of stairs, and through a window. First, how many hotel staircases have windows right at the bottom? Barely any. And maybe I've been mistaken my whole life but it's damn hard to crash through a window. Was Bella just hauling like 200 miles an hour down that staircase to be enough of a force to go barrelling through that window? Was this window just like really cheap or something? Because that might be a bit of a hazard if a storm blows through. What happens if a 30 mph wind goes on outside? The windows would implode, shattering all over hotel guests in which they'd certainly sue. I did not understand how anybody fell for this explanation. And another questions... how did they explain the bite mark on bella's hand, exactly? Because that's actually a pretty recognizable shape.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
If Robert Pattison said "jump off a bridge" 99 percent of all females would do it. If your part of the 1 still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's done, copy this onto your profile!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
A seasonal rant, and one that has noting to do with turkeys and witches and the color orange, but rather a Christmas rant.
Or more correctly, a Christmas singing team rant.
Did you know that Christmas will be here soon? Not all that soon, but soon enough for this years singing team to start practicing.
This years singing team is different. Normally, When we get together to start our Christmas singing team, we have people who have been singing together for quite some time. Who know all the songs that are generally used here. Even if they haven't been on our singing team before, theyv'e had a pretty good idea of how things are done.
But now, we've got a couple of freshmen. David is a very good singer, but all his previous busking experience has been, well...not here. He doesn't know any of the Spanish Christmas carols, and is quite ignorant of "The way we've always done things". So he's kind of mumbling around, And he's our lead guitarist!
The next thing is (insert curse word of your choice here) Silent Night. The darn thing is impossible to sing. if it's in a key David can sing, I can't hit it. If it's a key I can sing in, David can't.
Which brings me to the last thing I want to rant about. I've never sung lead before. I've always sung second. Important, carrying a good deal of wight, but always knowing that if I fail, that if I hit a wrong note or forget the words, Someone else with a stronger voice than me is singing too, and will cover for me. It's as is I was playing the second fiddle in an orchestra, always wanting to play first violin, And then one day someone shoved the fist violin in to my hands and said "Here, play" And I suddenly realize that I have no clue how to play this thing.
I'm done ranting. May your days be merry and bright and may all your Christmas carols be sung in a key everybody can hit.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Have a good day, peoples, And may your oatmeal be neither undercooked, nor burnt, but just right!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Got up at 9, cleaned up the room, and put in a load of laundry. Then I checked the schedule, and found out I was on lunch and lunch dishes, so I went to ask mom what to make for lunch She told me I could either make whitesauce, noodles, and meat, or mac and cheese. So I decided to make mac and cheese. We didnt have any cheese, so we went to superama to get some. While we were there, I saw some super cheap lemon sherbert, so I got some. When we got home, I decided to eat a cupful of sherbert while I did my school. I finshed my math and language b4 I had to go to start making lunch. It turned out super good,PTL, and everyone ate tons. So, well stuffed, tory and I did the dishes. After we finished, we made chocolate milk,( more like I made chocolate milk, for we all know that tory cannot cook to save her life) and watched a little house on the prarie. Then we had wordtime, and now we are having free time.
I know that this isnt very interesting, but, I need to post SOMETHING. Also, I'd really appreciate if you commented. It really inspires me to find somthing to post about. It also makes me feel special. :)
Monday, July 19, 2010
Visit my friends
Watch Karate Kid
To finish the Spanish course I am doing
Get a Yahoo!messenger
To learn to cook better
To make a really fancy cake
To go to Tepotzlan
That is all I can think of right now.
( yes, Nikki, I know I am copying you, but I need to post, or no one will look at my blog anymore)
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
THIS WOULD BE ME
The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, “Crook, come forward.” Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom.
LEARN YOUR LESSON
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court,” he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times.”
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.” The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Do Manufactures think we are idiots?
A reader found this on the Clorox disinfecting wipes container: Not to be used as a baby wipe or for personal cleansing
(But I wanted my butt to be lemony fresh!!!! Darn!)
On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller
On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion – defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. (This was printed on the bottom of the box.)
On a package of bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a sleeping aid: Warning – may cause drowsiness.
On a kitchen knife: Warning – keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bag of peanuts: Warning – contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.
In an automobile owner’s manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Too many freaks not enough circuses
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Christopher James Larriva was born,
Dad turned 40
We started going to Spanish Classes
So now you see why I haven't been posting, it is because we haven't been doing so much recently, and the things that we have been doing, I don't have any pictures of. This post is for some people,(ehem, Anna) who have been complaining to me about not posting!
Monday, June 28, 2010
This Proves Blondes Really Are SmartA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Some Inventions are simply better left uninvented:
Waterproof tea bags
Braille driving manual
Screen door on a submarine
Helicopter ejection seat
Air conditioning for motorcycle
Left handed pencil
Glow-in-the-dark sun dial
Gasoline fire extinguisher
Battery-powered battery charger
Clear correction fluid
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
1. COMMENT!!!! Even if it is short, just say something.
2. POST!!! I check your blogs every day and certain people( not saying any names) do not post! So, if you love me than please post! Tx!
3. Tory ran a race! It was 1.2 km, but she didn't do so well because she didn't train for it at all. also it is a shorter race, and she is more into endurance running.
4. Please pray that the van can be fixed by Monday, and that they will fix it properly. We need to go to the states, and the van is taken apart.
That is all.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
P.S. The last post's spelling is on perpus. It is to show how wonderful the human brain is, cause it can still read that jumble of letters.
Friday, April 09, 2010
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and youcan sitll raed it wouthit a probelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Friday, March 26, 2010
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. ~ 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~ 4.WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6. DON..T CHEAT OR YOU..LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID. ~ 5.WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. ~ 6.Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME. ~ - THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2. - THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE. - THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 - YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 . - THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. - THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR. - THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3. - THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7. - THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND - AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. - NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER . ~ *Repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. * REPOST WITH CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) good luck
Monday, March 22, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Sorry that I haven't been posting. We have been having a fun history course with my grandma, and so far we have gone to the Palacio de Cortez and a place in the mountains of Tepozlan called La Puerta. It was very beautiful. We played hide and seek, and poor Misty sprained her ankle.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Saturday, January 02, 2010
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