Do Manufactures think we are idiots?
A reader found this on the Clorox disinfecting wipes container: Not to be used as a baby wipe or for personal cleansing
(But I wanted my butt to be lemony fresh!!!! Darn!)
On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller
On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion – defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. (This was printed on the bottom of the box.)
On a package of bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a sleeping aid: Warning – may cause drowsiness.
On a kitchen knife: Warning – keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bag of peanuts: Warning – contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.
In an automobile owner’s manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.