Hello! Welcome to jokes galore! Today's show will be brought to you by: Miss Michelle F. Larriva! Here she is! Hello. Here is my joke for today A man walks into a bar and sits down. He says to the bartender," I want eight shots of whiskey." ( Whiskey is a very expensive kind of alcohol) As soon as the bartender puts down the shots, he snatches them and drinks them super fast.The bartender asks him," Why are you drinking them so fast?" The man answers saying, " You would if you had what I have." " What do you have?" asks the bartender. " Fifty cents."
Today i did something kinda stupid. I am training for a marathon (surprise :-) and I went down to a new track today and it was more hot than where I live . I didn't eat any protein today.I didn't drink any water. I ran three times as far as usual .pretty stupid.