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Hello. Here is my joke for today
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He says to the bartender," I want eight shots of whiskey."
( Whiskey is a very expensive kind of alcohol) As soon as the bartender puts down the shots, he snatches them and drinks them super fast.The bartender asks him," Why are you drinking them so fast?" The man answers saying, " You would if you had what I have." " What do you have?" asks the bartender. " Fifty cents."

Today i did something kinda stupid. I am training for a marathon (surprise :-) and I went down to a new track today and it was more hot than where I live . I didn't eat any protein today.I didn't drink any water. I ran three times as far as usual .pretty stupid.

Hi,I have a poem just for you king Freddy:

Really, really silly
makes crazy brain-food
really,
drives cars over the eddy
( I don't know why I put that in)
hes our very own king Freddy!

hi, I don't have much to post about ,wait, I do. bub has BEGUN PERIODICALLY STICKING PENCILS IN MY MOUTH now he's fussing. bye

today was Simona's b-day, an we had planned a surprise party for her. when she came home, she started going into the house to get the keys, I grabbed her sister, Chelsy, and told her, "shes not supposed to go into the house yet" so she told Simona shed get the keys, and she did. but when she walked into the house, since I hadn't old anyone that Chelsy was going first, everyone yelled "Surprise!' I dont know who was more embarrassed, me or Chelsy.

I have a poem which I wrote the other day. Mom predicted that king Freddy would have something foolish to say about it.

The Fantasy of the Friendly Dragon
there is a friendly dragon
who lives across the gorge
its companion is an elfin child
whose leafy-green it bore

every night in their cloud -boat
they sail across the moon
the elfin-child awakens me and says,
"shh, we must leave soon"

for then in the leafy-green fields we play
until comes the dawn
and then I must blink my eyes
and then, of course, they're gone

but if you happen, in the day
to look out across the gorge
you may see the elfin-child
and the leafy-green it bore

and if you do so, in the night
as we play beneath the starry sky
you may hear the laughter
of the dragon, the elfin-child andI

sorry, i still don't have the pics that I want you to see. (and, believe me, you want to see them, but shh, they're a surprise) but heres something funny:
Today we went to a breakfast buffet for my dads b-day and for dinner we had a special dinner. in the middle of dinner, as we talked about all the good food we ate, I blurted out;
"today is a good day for yummy food to eat"
think about it, its pretty funny

i will post something good tomorrow.
to tide you over, heres something to help appreciate the beauty of where I live.

The View,
On this side, a hilly city
where surprises like to hide.
Over here, another mountain
(as seen from a mountain side)

And across from me, a farm
with cows grazing peacefully.
And below me, rushing water
below this precipice.

Above me, puffy clouds
Those pretty cumulus.
They are objects of Gods brush
on his sky-spanning canvass.

this is a cute picture of bubles petting the cat.

Hey, anisha is my friend, and she's all sad that I'm the only one who visits her blog, so please be sure to take a look.

never go camping with a teenage boy, he will find a venomous snake and give it to the baby.No thats not the snake but Greg did do that....almost.
PS. did you ever notice that, however much you may dislike them, no camping trip is ever complete without marshmallows?

Never again go into the world with out a blog, or was it without a name I forget.........Anyway, prepare to enter a new world of foolishness. bub is already entering the terrible two stage and hes barely1!( at this point he toddles in) go away, I'm busy!

I really don't know what to write
And so I'll have to find respite.
Goodnight.

Bub the cute is WALKING!And heres another poem.

Gods canvass
The sky, It is Gods canvass
He paints on it the blue so bright
He paints the moon in all its glory
And the sun' He paints its light

He paints the clouds,
so puffy in the sky
And he paints the sun sets,
A thousand lights to twinkle by.

now God's the master artist
so much better than we
and the sky's just one example
of His master artistry


PS. this poem's been made into an "official" song(you know copyrighted...) and the last one won a prize.

here is a more recent pic of me and my friend Chloe. There isn't much to post about today except that I am 11 now and thats why I look so different : ). see u later.

my poetry has ( i think) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay improved. judge for yourself
The Painter
His hand readdy, his heart light
Dreams of the things he'll paint each night
Someday he may paint some thing that all the world will view
But it is only worth it if it brings joy to a few
So never worry, never fret,
if you can only paint things
That others may forget
for all who in this way
their feelings release
Will find in their hearts
A great master piece!

we went to acapulco in jan. and this is a pic of the hotel that we didnt visit (ie. we THOUGHT we wold be able to go but when we got there the guy said that we had to pay a lot of extra money ) with all of us kids in front of the pool. (im the 1 with the baby and the orange shorts)

I haven't posted for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time( like two years ) but i hope to change that now,I have a VERY cute little brother now so you'll be seeing a lot of him.For now, here are a few pics so you get a basic idea of what
I've been doing lately .

white sands
trying to get the knots out of my hair
We went on a visa trip
itwas fun. we went to white sands national monument.we camped out one night it was fun